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Plugged In The Hazard: Golf Bloopers

Last Updated on Sunday, 09 August 2015 12:02 Wednesday, 15 July 2015 22:49

by Andrew Penner

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In a sport where about three billion things could go wrong on any given shot, it's no surprise that golf and bloopers go together like beer and nachos. Sasquatch and hair. Batman and Robin. Ok, you get the idea.

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Plugged In The Hazard: No Glutes, No Glory

Last Updated on Tuesday, 03 March 2015 21:49 Tuesday, 03 March 2015 21:10

by Andrew Penner

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News flash: going through an extended period of ‘suckage’ – ie: the plight of Tiger Woods – is not an unusual occurrence for high-calibre golfers.
 

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Plugged In The Hazard: Golf Is Mental

Last Updated on Monday, 30 June 2014 13:19 Monday, 30 June 2014 12:39

by Andrew Penner
 
(Opinions expressed in this column are strictly those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Inside Golf. They might. But not necessarily - ed.)

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Some nut job once quipped that golf is 90% mental. I totally disagree.
 
It’s likely this person was brainwashed by a famous golf shrink like Dr. Bob Rotella during the 90s, a time when it was considered quite cool to use your brain on the course. 
 
Now I’m not denying that some mental capacity is necessary in order to play good golf. People who are brain-dead typically struggle making pars.
 
There needs to be some neurological activity in order to get the ball from A to B. But to say that 90% of the game is mental is ludicrous.

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Plugged In The Hazard: The Long Cold Winter

Last Updated on Sunday, 16 March 2014 12:18 Sunday, 16 March 2014 11:33

by Andrew Penner

(Opinions expressed in this column are strictly those of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of Inside Golf. They might. But not necessarily - ed.)

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Golf and snow are about as compatible as Rob Ford and logic.
 
Golf is a warm weather game. And Rob Ford is a moron.
 
But let’s talk about why - especially considering that we’re just coming out of a winter that was about as much fun as a double molar extraction - we even bother with golf in this country.

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Plugged In The Hazard: The Rules Of Golf

Last Updated on Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:05 Wednesday, 31 July 2013 12:01

by Andrew Penner

 

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Just like Oprah Winfrey in yoga pants, the rules of golf can be somewhat baffling.

Understandably, the vast majority of weekend golfers could never be bothered to learn all the terrible taboos and silly sins that exist in our game. And who could blame them?

After all, it’s hard enough to play the game without spilling your beer.

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